“Reply of Zaporazhian Cossacks” a la 2022

To the Russian Putin!

O Putin, Russian devil and damned devil's kith and kin, bitch to Lucifer himself. What kind of knight art you that murderers mothers and children, their hands tied behind their back? The devil shits, and your army eats. You shall not, you lifeless dictator, make subjects of Ukrainian People. They have no fear of your army; by land and by sea they will battle with you. You motherfucker.

You KGB spy, oiligarch cock-sucker, snuffer of freedom, butcher of Bucha, paranoid prince of death and destruction, Child murderer of Georgia, rapist of Chechnya, scourage of East Germany, Chlorine gas supplier of Syria, and fool of all the world, an idiot before all, grandson of Hate incarnate. Coal eyes, propaganda ass, gas mask lungs, breath of death. You motherfucker.

So this author declares, you are scum of the earth. You wouldn’t even get a job delivering for Amazon. Now I’ll conclude, for I this correspondence means nothing; the sun will rise, the world is with Zelensky. The day's the same over here as it is over there; for this…Slava Ukraini!